Feeling Fiesty - it's a New Year

I'm so fiesty, I'm going to type in LARGE FONT. Isn't it annoying when people regularly use their caps-lock when typing? It's like this.... Me: "Why are you yelling?" Weirdos who type in caps: "I HAVE NO IDEA. I DO THIS TO BE DIFFERENT I GUESS. I NOTICE EVERYONE ELSE TYPES IN NORMAL LOWER CASE FONT BUT I HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I'M YELLING EVERYTHING." Me: "Well stop. It's difficult to read the tone of your voice. If you don't stop typing in caps I'm going to assume you're a hostile person always needing to yell to get your point across." Weirdo/caps person: "I CAN'T STOP."

Anyway. I digress.

I think I've eaten 5,000 calories today. Ugh.

I haven't heard the neighbor's dog all day. They must be out of town.

Hmmmm...what shall I do with this new year? I have so many things up my sleeve. I'm excited to get going on making it a killer year. Maybe 'killer' is a bad choice of words. I'll re-phrase: I'm excited to make it a rad year. I love the word RAD. I'm also excited to make it a groovy year. I'm excited to finally buy that wig I've been wanting - it's pink/maroon if you're wondering. I'm excited for my new wrinkles to disappear. Seriously. Why are you guys hanging out on my face for so long. I thought it was just lack of sleep or dehydration. Whatever. You - new wrinkles - really suck. No one invited you and certainly no one asked you to stick around. So go away.

Somehow I need to figure out how to get a pool. That's something I want really bad. No, I don't want a pool at an apartment complex. I want my OWN pool. I want one of those floating chairs with the cup holders in my pool as well. What's the point of a pool if you can't have that anyway. I could move to NV or AZ and afford a house with a pool. Heck, if I lived in AZ I could actually use the pool all year. Waaaaaay cool. I can just imagine stepping out onto my back patio from my bedroom, shed the clothes and swim in my birthday suit. That's freedom. Oh, I also need a nice stereo to go outside with the pool. And perhaps neighbors that aren't too close so I can actually turn up the volume. This fantasy is fun. :)=